Soon to be Portlandian in love with Superwholock and coffee, as well as reblogging far too much GoT for someone who's never seen an episode.
Director Rob Reiner often left the set during Billy Crystal’s scenes because he would laugh so hard that he would feel nauseated, and Mandy Patinkin (Inigo Montoya) claims that the only injury he sustained during filming The Princess Bride was a bruised rib due to stifling his laughter in his scenes with Billy Crystal - who ad-libbed many of his lines including ‘MLT: mutton, lettuce, tomato’ and ‘why don’t you give me a nice papercut and pour lemon juice on it’.
I think I just heard my heart break.
WHO IS RAISING THIS CHILD
Idk but whoever it is should write a book
WHEN UR AT HOTEL ROOM N THEY GONNA GOTTA CHARGE U 4 WATER HAHAHAHAHA WTF YA RITEE LMFAOO 😂😂😭😭😆😆👵👵💩💩🔥🔥💦💧💥👀👄👅 #relatable #popularpage #magcon
I feel really uncomfortable with non-desi people reblogging this kind of thing.
Like what are you lot laughing at? You’re laughing at the accent and the whole ‘look how fresh off the boat brown people sound’.
We laugh at this because we legit have family members like this. You lot laugh because of the racist caricatures of desi people in your head.
I’m laughing because why would you pay for water when there is free water right there in the room.
…I was laughing at the way he swapped his hand at the bottle.
nah, he ran into her knife
he ran into her knife ten times
HE HAD IT COMING
HE ONLY HAS HIMSELF TO BLAME
IF YOU’D HAVE BEEN THERE
IF YOU HAD SEEN IT
I BET THAT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME
i cannot stress enough how much i love this post
Tumblr feminist: No feminism is good! It’s equality!
Man gets stabbed for making a stupid comment
Tumblr feminist: Woohoo! Yeah! He deserved it! Murder’s okay! Assault is good! It’s not like we’ve ever made one bad comment! Yeah!
I AM THE EATER OF WORLDS.
now you too can devour entire planets like unicron
I own these and I have not been able to eat them they’re so fucking beautiful I don’t know what to do
THIS HAPPENED AND NO ONE CAN CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE