Soon to be Portlandian in love with Superwholock and coffee, as well as reblogging far too much GoT for someone who's never seen an episode.
THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE
i need this for reasons
it’s so weird that people are shaming Beyonce for being sexual during her performance when literally in the speech in flawless says “We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are." Like how do you miss the point that bad
"The groom wore a butt so perfect it could make an angel hang itself."
This makes me giggle
A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.
Okay so, where I live (Canada, Newfoundland) we have the smallest ponies.
And the biggest dogs
Here’s a size comparison for the Newfoundland dog
That is a full grown dog and pony together LOOK AT THAT!
Now if you don’t think that’s the greatest shit ever I don’t know what is!
I’m moving…BYE MOM